he said, she said...

He said . . Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . .Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said . . We don't know; it has never happened.

He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good-looking?
She said . . They already have boyfriends.

She said... What do you call a women who knows where her husband is every night?
He said . . . A widow.

He said . . . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . ... . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.